I'm thinking McCartney could make a few quid out of the current 'big news' story!


Let me tell you how it will be
Taxman!!!
No sausage roll, no Ainsley's tea
Taxman!!!
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should your pasty slice appear too small
Taxman!!!
Be thankful I don't take it all
Taxman!!!
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you eat hot cross, I'll tax the bun,
If it's Greggs for tea, I'll tax your mum.
I like pasties too I've told the nation,
Though it's doubtful it was from Leeds station..

Tax man!!!!

Don't ask me what I want for tea
Taxman!!!
This microwave don't come for free!
Taxman!!!

'Cause I'm the Taxman, yeah, I'm the Taxman

Now my advice for those who dine
Taxman!!!
That sarnie's cold so you'll be fine!
Taxman!!!
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but Davey C!